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14 capes. $35 each. Second cape 50% off.

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Close-up of a leafy plant growing out of a pink bottle that reads Bleach please tone it down, printed on a black cape

Bleach Please Tone It Down (Plant)

Home and garden

$35

Close-up of the Mona Lisa with foils in her hair, printed on a black cape

Mona Lisa In Foils

Arts and culture

$35

Close-up of pink tigers dancing in a circle under the words Praise the hair gods, printed on a black cape

Praise The Hair Gods (Tigers)

Cover story

$35

Close-up of a can of hairspray with mushrooms around it, reading High on hairspray, printed on a black cape

High On Hairspray

Health and wellness

$35

Close-up of pink wavy letters reading Balayage, my second favorite B word, with a tint brush, printed on a black cape

Balayage My Second Favorite B Word

Word of the day

$35

Close-up of a blonde woman with crying eyes above the words Hair witch, printed on a black cape

Hair Witch

Paranormal

$35

Close-up of a skeleton standing behind a salon chair that reads No rest for the wicked, printed on a black cape

No Rest For The Wicked

Careers

$35

Close-up of a crystal ball in green flames reading I see great hair in your future, printed on a black cape

I See Great Hair In Your Future

Horoscopes

$35

Close-up of rows of pink bottles and the repeated words Bleach please tone it down, printed on a black cape

Bleach Please Tone It Down (Bottles)

Product review

$35

Close-up of a praying skeleton with the words Praise the hair gods, printed on a black cape

Praise The Hair Gods (Skeleton)

Obituaries

$35

Close-up of a magic 8 ball in orange flames, printed on a black cape

Text Your Stylist

Advice column

$35

Close-up of colorful letters reading You can't act like box dye and expect to be treated like balayage, printed on a black cape

Box Dye Balayage

Opinion

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Close-up of a nutrition facts label titled Hairstylist, printed on a black cape

Hairstylist Nutrition Facts

Food and drink

$35

Close-up of wavy letters reading Foilayage, my second favorite F word, printed on a black cape

Foilayage

Language

$35

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